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8th-Jul-2009 07:26 pm - TMI-ness
Stupid Dreams
Le Cut )
1st-Jul-2009 09:08 pm - Top Five Best TV Dads
JFK


And now, without further ado, a Top Five as requested by [info]pastry_slutbag




now this was really hard for me, as I don't watch as much TV as I do read books or watch movies, but I am trying very hard to stay in the TV category here, so bear with me.

 

George )

 


Joey )

 
 Larry )

Dan )

Homer! )


1st-Jul-2009 08:09 pm(no subject)
Free Iran

Wow! It's been a really really long time since I actually updated. I guess I should start with updating all the baby news of the past few months.

 

Fetus )


And now onto fandom news...
Ficcy Ficcy! )

HBP can't come soon enough, but in the meantime, here's some eye porn.


25th-Jun-2009 07:26 pm - Here Beneath My Wing
Sexy Smile
written for the [info]hp_porninthesun fic a thon.

Title:
Here, Beneath my Wing
Author: [info]eruditefics
Recipient: [info]nolagal
Pairing(s): Harry/Ron, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ron/Hermione
Word Count: About 8000
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ron is still plagued with nightmares as his friends move on with their lives. Will he be able to finally realize that they are there for him and with him…forever?
Warnings: Triosome! Rimming, frotting, oral of all kinds, gay and het sex. Hermione and Harry do in fact touch.
A/N: My first triofic! I hope you like it! My beta is awesome, super awesome, but he must remain anonymous. Lyrics provided by Kid Brother Collective.



So porny! )</div>
19th-Jun-2009 05:45 pm - Best. Thing. Ever
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8th-Jun-2009 02:53 pm - BETA NEEDED ASAP!!!!
Stupid Dreams

I emailed my [info]percy_ficathon fic to my beta on Friday. He hasn't responded to me at all yet. I wanted it done today because I'm on a deadline. Now I'm freaking out.

Does anyone out there feel comfortable editing Percy/Draco?

Please comment with your qualifications and your email address, and I'll email you soon.

I have 30 minutes before I leave work. I need to have a beta by then. And this beta needs to have lightning speed.
1st-Jun-2009 04:30 pm - Writer's Block: Rabbit Rabbit!
Stupid Dreams

It's the first day of the month. If you could have one wish come true this month, what would it be?


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I wish something would make it so much less god damned hot!!!!!!!!! It's too fucking hot. TOO FUCKING HOT! Being six months pregnant and this sweaty=crabby death.
1st-Jun-2009 11:45 am - Really quick FYI
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I'm quite without internet at home, so communication is at a minimum.


Also, I just read the WORST WORST WORST fic that has ever graced my eyes. I won't tell you who or what or where so as to not hurt feelings....but seriously. Seriously!!! My eyes! It wasn't bad like it was too hardcore for me or something, it was just awful to the point of terrible characterization, terrible euphamisms, terrible plot, terrible everything!
29th-May-2009 09:07 am(no subject)
Stupid Dreams

Stolen from everyone!

Name your 10 absolute favorite couples (het/slash/canon/fanon) and ask people to see what trends they notice about your couples. Try to pick different fandoms.

1) Ron/Hermione (HP)
2) Ron/Harry (HP)
3) Dean/Seamus (HP)
4) George/Angelina (HP)
5) Barney/Robin (HIMYM)
6) Katara/Zuko (Avatar)
7) Garcia/Morgan (Criminal Minds)
8) Tara/Sam (Trublood TV series)
9) Persephone/Callum (Naughts and Crosses)
10) Will/Lyra (Golden Compass)

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